Keynote Topic:
“How To Soar With Eagles When You Feel Like A Chicken Nugget”
Ever feel unqualified, ordinary, and clueless? Ever wonder if God can do anything at all with the talents you have to offer? You’re not alone! This talk will teach you how to soar with eagles and to trust God’s flight plan for your life.
Workshops:
Comedy Writing 101 Learn how to write humor on just about any topic. Class will cover the building blocks of a joke, different joke forms, sketchwriting, mixing message and mirth, writing dialogue, and more.
Sharing the Fame, Sharing the Blame Learn about collaborating on writing projects
About Martha

Martha Bolton has written comedy for such performers as Bob Hope, Phyllis Diller, Ann Jillian, Jeff Allen, Mark Lowry, Fritz Coleman, and more. A speaker and author of over 50 books, Martha is also the Cafeteria Lady for



Brio magazine. (If you’re looking for The Cafeteria Lady’s newest recipe book, you’ll find it listed under Notable Toxic Waste Dumps of the South.) Martha has also written for both Bob Hope’s and Wayne Newton’s USO shows.
Martha began her comedy writing career as a church secretary. “I saw a lot of comedy in the church,” Martha says with a laugh. “I used to perform a Friar’s Club-type roast on the pastor, deacon, or any other church staff member who was celebrating a special occasion. I had to change churches a lot.” And thus began Martha’s writing career. She’s been going strong ever since.
So if you’re looking for a humorous, inspirational speaker for your business,church, women’s or couples retreat, a speaker for your writers conference, or if you just need someone to do a little filing in the office, Martha’s the one for you!

Martha Bolton has many accolades to her credit. Here are just a few.
  • Staff writer for Bob Hope for over fifteen years
  • Has written for Phyllis Diller, Ann Jillian, Jeff Allen, Mark Lowry, Kathy Troccoli, and others
  • Received Emmy nomination for Outstanding Achievement in Music and Lyrics
  • Received Dove award nomination for “A Lamb’s Tale,” a children’s musical
  • Received the Ambassador Award, Media Fellowship International
  • Winner of three Angel Awards
  • Author of The Cafeteria Lady column for Focus on the Family’s BRIO magazine
  • Parody lyric writer:
  • Author of over 40 books which include children’s entertainment, youth devotionals, musicals, comedy essays, dramatic sketches, marriage, family and relationships.

Sketch and Monologue books:
A Funny Thing Happened To Me On My Way Through The Bible A View From The Pew What’s Growing Under Your Bed Tangled in the Tinsel The “How’d I Get To Be In Charge Of The Program” Help Book Childhood is a Stage Journey to the Center of the Stage Home, Home on the Stage These Truths Were Made For Walking Walk a Mile In My Truths Let My People Laugh Club Family Sermon on the Stage The Twelve Plays of Christmas Reality Check
Musicals:
Bethlehem’s Big Night A Lamb’s Tale

What People Are Saying......
“Martha Bolton finds fun in the familiar, the mirth in the mundane, the belly laughs in the bellyaches of everyday living.” —Bob Hope
“Martha is one of the funniest writers alive today.” —Phyllis Diller
“Few people can drive home a point with humor the way Martha can. She lives life in the laugh lane.” —Mark Lowry
“Martha Bolton brings her genius writing skills to express hard truths that we all need to chew on. Her unique gift of humor makes the going down so much sweeter.” —Kathy Troccoli
“Martha Bolton is a consummate professional and a joy to work with. Talented, extremely funny and clever, she deserves all of her success.”  —Brad Dickson
writer for The Tonight Show With Jay Leno





Bring some humor to your event with author/humorist Martha Bolton.